We've heard all of this before, and we'll no doubt hear all of it again. The Star Wars prequels "ruined" the franchise, and now the sequels are "ruining" the franchise. Ewoks "killed" Star Wars. Jar Jar Binks "killed" Star Wars. Midichlorians "ruined" the Force. Hyperbole! Exaggeration! Monetized rage! Cyclical silliness!